Most often students get stuck in tension during exam time. The stress and fear of exam can harm their preparation. Funny exam status and short exam quotes is helpful to reduce such kind of stress about exam. Here we are offering you the best exam status and exam captions which are so sweet and cool. We have covered up this post by various kind of status about exam so that you can get status about before exam, during exam and when finally exams over. Lucky for you that you will find here both exam time status and exam over status. Share funny exam status with your classmates and friends cause they also have the right of having fun and being stress free. Feel free to post these exam statuses on Whatsapp, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or any other social media.
Funny Whatsapp Exams Status
- 80% of the exam is always based on one lecture that you missed and one topic that you didn’t prepare.
- A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world!
- A thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘degree’ without having a ‘brain’!
- All I can say “damn” the exam!
- An examination is when one question “when will you be free?” You are looking on calendar instead of clock.
- Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
- Dear exam please be nice thanks!
- Dear Google, why don’t you sit next to me through my exam?
Exam Status for Facebook in English
- Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I am tired of solving them for you.
- Dedicated geniuses at work please don’t disturb?
- Do not disturb brilliant minds at work!
- Do not disturb it is exam time!
- Do Not Disturb, it’s study time.
- Do not disturb, my last exam will be tomorrow. Good luck for me!
- Don’t spend all night studying, because you will sleep through exam.
- Don’t stress, do your best, forget the rest.
Exams Status For Whatsapp
- During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power!
- Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
- Everything was going perfect, then the exam comes.
- Exam is over = oh yeah! Result comes = oh shit -_-
- Exam Planning: Plan “A” – Full syllabus; Plan “B” – Important Chapters; Plan “C” – Pray.
- Exam Study: The act of texting and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
- Exam, please be nice. Sincerely, from my heart!
- Exam: My Study period = 15 minutes! My break time = 3 hours!
Exam Over Status
- Exam…? An exam is the only means to know something round the subject you were taught!
- Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
- Examinations…? – The only way to know something at least for a few days.
- Exams are coming!
- Exams are like Girl friends. (1) Too Many Questions. (2) Difficult to Understand. (3) More Explanation is Needed. (4) Result is always FAIL!
- Exams are over I have my life back!
- Exams are over today, let’s party full night!
- Exams coming tension coming, exams finished tension finished.
Exam Quotes Status SMS
- Exams let me know how much I can fight in my sleep.
- Exams on! Life off!
- Get one bad grade, drops your GPA like the freaking economy.
- Grades don’t measure intelligence and age doesn’t define maturity.
- Happiness is having finished all of your exams.
- Hey friends I am switching off my cell due to exams. Please contact me after 15 minutes!
- Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam?
- How to solve maths: (1) Write down the problem. (2) Cry.
Motivational Exam Status in English
- I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.
- I am in a relationship with studies, and its exam time!
- I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
- I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.
- I hate studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?
- I know I am more clever than my marks. so bullshit to Exams.
- I know I am something because god doesn’t create garbage.
- I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.
Whatsapp Status for Exam Tension
- I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for exams.
- I’m the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.
- If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
- Teachers call it copying, we call it teamwork!
- The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
- The examined life is no picnic.
- The human brain is amazing every time it works fine and stop only when exams come!
- The more study you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
Exam Status for FB in English
- The user is busy in exam!
- This person is suffering from exam! Please pray for him!
- Tomorrow is my Exam; however, I do not care as a result of one sheet of paper cannot decide my future.
- What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck!
- What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
- Why is it so easy to fail but so hard to succeed?
- Why we sometimes write “Etc” in Exams? – Because, It Means. . . . E (End of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity) !
- You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam. Sharing is caring.