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Happy new year quotes 2020 are given to wish a new start for your friends and family members. You can share funny new year quotes to your near & dear ones on facebook,whatsapp,Twitter,Instagram etc. These inspirational new year quotes are very popular and appropriate for wishing people whom you care. The new year motivational quotes we provide here in very short and easy to share.

Inspiring Happy New Year Quotes
Inspiring Funny New Year Quotes

Inspiring Funny New Year Quotes

I wish that your 2020 would be filled with the promise of a euphoric tomorrow. Stay blessed and have a happy New Year!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!

Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!

The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

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I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

Wishing your 2020 with the most abundant blessings and life’s prosperity to you and your family. Happy New Year!

Out with the old, in with the new! May the year 2020 bring delightful surprises and good luck for you!

If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.

May 2020 be your year of success and triumph in love, money, and happiness. Your time is now!

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I wish tremendous joy and good health for you and your family. In 2020, may you all have an amazing year ahead!

I pray that you’ll embrace 2020 with great courage and unshaken faith. May you achieve your heart’s desires and may your journey be wonderful. Happy New Year!

May the year 2020 bring a fresh start, new aspirations, and inspiring successes. Walk with grace and achieve greater heights!

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

Happy New Year! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.

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Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.

This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!

Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan and Me. All the stars wish you a very happy new year.

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!

My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080.

Best New Year Quotes 2020
Best New Year Quotes 2020

Best New Year Quotes 2020

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

To my friends, I wish peace, love and health. Blah, Blah… screw that. I wish you lot’s of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto. Happy new year!

As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.

This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!

It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!

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I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! May the New Year bring to you warmth of love, and a light to guide your path towards a positive destination.

New is the year, new are the hopes, new is the resolution, new are the spirits, and new are my warm wishes just for you. Have a promising and fulfilling New Year!

They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!

As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you the addition of meaningful chapters. Happy New Year!

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My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year to you!

May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.

Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.

I promise not to drink beer anymore, But since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more? Happy New Year, dear!

May this new year bring all the crazy colors and fun in your life.

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As the new year renews all the happiness and good tidings, hope the joyful spirit keeps glowing in your heart forever! Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to you! Wish this year brings to the warmth of love and illuminates your path of life towards a positive direction.

May every day of the new year glow with good cheer & happiness for you & your family. Happy New Year!

Have a happy New Year’s Day! And then when it is through, have a lot of happy days all through the new year, too.

Before the calendar turns a new leaf over, before the social networking sites get flooded with messages, before the mobile networks get congested, let me take a quiet moment out to wish you a wonderful, happy, healthy and prosperous New Year!

Happy New Year Wishes
Happy New Year Wishes

Happy New Year Wishes

I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!

All I wish this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!

I will quit drinking beer from 2020 new year eve but red wine, Russian vodka and champagne are welcome!

I hope you do a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!

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May your new year be blessed with peace, love and joy. Sending you my heartfelt wishes with joy that never ends. Wishing you a very happy new year.

Happy New Year! Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect and thank God that it can go.

May this new year be a step forward in leading you to new adventures, new roads to explore and new success to reach! Happy New Year!

Dear New Year, Please let me, my family, my colleagues, my clients, and my friends be just happy in this time.

As the New Year approaches us with new hopes, here is wishing you and your family a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year.

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This New Year I wish that God showers you with His choicest Blessings, Fate never takes you for a bumpy ride, Cupid strikes you with his sweetest arrow, Lady Luck bestows upon you health and wealth, your Guardian Angel keeps your mind alert and bright.

Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s but worry more about what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.

May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!

This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!

I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!

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New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!

My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time & money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.

May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace. Have a blessed new year!

I’m sorry, a special sorry for you! Plz Excuse my all mistakes at the beginning of the new year & Get Ready in New Year for New Mistakes! Bcoz I can’t change myself, Happy New Year!

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you. I am tired to be your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.

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Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!

Wishing you beautiful moments, treasured memories, and all the blessings a heart can know. Happy New Year!

May the New Year bring joy, peace, and happiness to you and your entire family. Happy New Year!

New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

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I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means you have met your New Year’s resolution.

May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.

May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.

May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. May you have good friends to mirror your blind spots.

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May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.

It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats Just be careful though, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!

May you abandon fear, addictions and all other kinds of suppression and slavery the coming year.

A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!

I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2020, partner!

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No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!

Though I am wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!

Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

Inspiring New Year Quotes and Sayings
Inspiring New Year Quotes and Sayings

Inspiring New Year Quotes and Sayings

It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?

New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!

I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved a goodbye to one more year of your short life!

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A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy new year!

God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2020!

May you become smart enough to realize that resolutions don’t come true and wise enough to know that the difference between a new year and old year is 1-minute past 12 AM.

New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!

New Year’s Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That’s why this is the best holiday.

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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.

May God inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

Happy New Year from someone comfortable expressing their love and appreciation for you in SMS.

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at the workplace this year!

I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year. Happy New Year friend.

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