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Funny Christmas Quotes And Saying To Make You Laugh

Christmas used to be a magical time for me filled with family, school parties, ALL OF THE CANDY and presents that people gave without expecting something in return. It was AWESOME. Feel the holiday cheer with these funny Christmas quotes and sayings. Christmas is one of the most festive and jolly holidays. This is also one of my favorite days aside from my birthday. Millions of people around the world celebrate this fortunate holiday with complete zeal and merriment. A great time to reconnect and bond with the family, a time when our tables are full of different Christmas recipes and treats – that’s Christmas Day!

Funny Christmas Quotes

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Funny Christmas Quotes

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

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My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.

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Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.

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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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Funny Christmas Quotes To Make You Laugh

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Funny Christmas Quotes To Make You Laugh

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red.

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Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!

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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.

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Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.

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I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

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Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.

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Funny Christmas Quotes Of All Time
Funny Christmas Quotes Of All Time

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Funny Christmas Quotes Of All Time

Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.

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Love is what is in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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Love the giver more than the gift.

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Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.

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What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.

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This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.

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Funny Christmas Quotes to Share
Funny Christmas Quotes to Share

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Funny Christmas Quotes to Share

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

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The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.

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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.

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Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings
Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

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Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.

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That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

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Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.

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There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

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Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

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Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings
Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

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