A friend is someone who is closest to you. In fact, “there’s a friend that sticks closer than a brother.” One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. You may not have money or other luxurious gifts to give them on that day, but a well crafted birthday wish can be valued more than money and the most precious material gift you can think of. We have prepared for you birthday wishes so funny for your friends and family. You can choose to share from this awesome funniest list of happy birthday wishes to put a smile on everyone’s faces. Check out the list and you will find hilarious birthday wishes for friend that special day will go in laughter and super fun.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend
Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
I am grateful for your true friendship. Hope you birthday is amazing as you are my best friend!
It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
Funny Birthday Messages And Jokes
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
I wish you love, hope and everlasting joy and happiness. Thank you for being my best friend!
I am so proud to be your best friend. May you have a happy and healthy birthday!
Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?
Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Her
My sweet girl, I thought of the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing could cross my mind – to paste 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be on flames! Happy birthday to my special girl.
Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?
Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday.
You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
You’re not old! …oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that…
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages
I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us.
Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!
The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake.
Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.
Happy birthday to my best friend! We are such a great team: I am smart, good-looking and talented and you are great at being my friend!
You may be getting older but at least I still look great! Happy birthday best friend!
Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him
Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.
They say you lose your mind as you grow older… what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!
Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Happy birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my silly jokes and still stands beside me even when I do dumb and stupid things!
Best friend: someone whom you can be yourself with, someone who you can have pointless conversations with, someone who still likes you even when you’re weird, someone who forgets to buy you a birthday gift…that’s why I came up with this. Happy birthday my best friend!
There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.