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Some people R just so FAKE that if u look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I’m single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
When someone says: You are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. I’m just unique.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
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Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl’s best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.
I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tired of explaining why I’m Right.
I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.Read More: Hurt Status for WhatsApp and Facebook
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We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.
I hate math, but I love counting money.
Courage is grace under pressure.
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
I’m thankful for every moment.
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Where words fail, music speaks.
Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.
We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.
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Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
You affect the world by what you browse.
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.
Save water drink beer.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.