Christmas Eve Quotes

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Christmas Eve Quotes

In the days leading up to Christmas. It sometimes feels like the holiday can’t come soon enough. So while you’re counting down the minutes, curl up by the fire, pour some hot cocoa, and share these festive Christmas quotes with the ones you love. Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Christmas eve quotes, Christmas eve sayings, and Christmas eve proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Twas Christmas broach’d the mightiest ale;
‘Twas Christmas told the merriest tale;
A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
The poor man’s heart through half the year.
-Sir Walter Scott

The time draws near the birth of Christ;
The moon is hid; the night is still;
The Christmas bells from hill to hill
Answer each other in the mist.
-Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat,
Please to put a penny in an old man’s hat;
If you haven’t got a penny a ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny, God bless you.-Mother Goose

“‘Twas Christmas broach’d the mightiest ale;

‘Twas Christmas told the merriest tale;
A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
The poor man’s heart through half the year.”
Alexander Smith
Best Christmas Eve Quotes
Best Christmas Eve Quotes

Best Christmas Eve Quotes

Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart… filled it, too, with a melody that would last forever.Bess Alrich

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.W. T. Ellis

Christmas Eve, a perfect night to express affection for your family, to forgive those who failed you and to forget past mistakes.unknown

“It’s Christmas Eve! It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” —Bill Murray

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” —W. T. Ellis

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” —Charles Dickens

“Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.” —Mary Ellen Chase

“Christmas Eve ought to be a very joyful evening to us in all its associations, in all the truths which it naturally brings to the soul… A man’s soul is to be as the heavens were on the night when the shepherds looked up and saw them full of angels as well as stars.” —Henry Ward Beecher

“It always is Christmas Eve, in a ghost story.(“Introduction” to TOLD AFTER SUPPER)”Jerome K. Jerome

Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart… filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.”Bess Streeter Aldrich

“The story had held us, round the fire, sufficiently breathless, but except the obvious remark that it was gruesome, as, on Christmas Eve in an old house, a strange tale should essentially be . . .”Henry James

The season of joy is finally here, the season of belonging and fun, the season of warmth and hope, the season when everyone is one, it’s the season of Christmas,Christmas is here! Unknown Quotes

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!Charles Dickens

Enjoy these Christmas Eve quotes with your loved ones.  Charles Dickens

“Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!”  Bill McKibben

“There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.”  Norman Vincent Peale

“I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world. ” Sir Walter ScottTwas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.Clement Clark Moore

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”– Victor Borge

Best Christmas Eve Quotes
Best Christmas Eve Quotes

Best Christmas Eve Sayings

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”– Melanie White

“There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” -Conan O’Brien

“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”– Dave Barry

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”– Bridger Winegar

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”– Winston Spear

“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” -Robert Godden

“This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.”– Guy Endore Kaiser

“The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.””– John Leo

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”– Kin Hubbard

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“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.’” -Bernard Manning

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”– Don Marquis

“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.”– Bridger Winegar

“Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”– Erma Bombeck

“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” -Johnny Carson

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”– Garrison Keillor

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”– Henny Youngman

“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”– Jerry Seinfeld

“Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”– Lenore Hershey

Best Christmas Eve Sayings
Best Christmas Eve Sayings

Christmas Eve Quotes to Celebrate Christmas

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” -Larry Wilde

“For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!”– Anne Bristow

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”– Shirley Temple

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?”– Matt Groening

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.” -Carol Nelson

“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?”– Tom Armstrong

“Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.”– Catherine Tate

“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?”– Arlo Guthrie

“Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.” -Ellen DeGeneres

“Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.”– Richard Lamm

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“Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.”– Tom Sims

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”– Joan Rivers

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” -Johnny Carson

“Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.”– Author Unknown

“I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”– Steven Wright

“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.”– Sean Hughes

“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.” -Erma Bombeck

“Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.”– Wendy Cope

Christmas Eve Quotes to Celebrate Christmas
Christmas Eve Quotes to Celebrate Christmas

Famous Quotes About Christmas Eve

“Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.”– Alan Bradley

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”– Author Unknown

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”– Roy L. Smith

“Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.” -Andy Borowitz

“People can’t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.”– Ogden Nash

“A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.”– John B. Priestly

“I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.”– Fred Rogers

“Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.” -Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

“‘Elf’ has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, ‘This could be the last movie I ever make,’ and I could never have predicted that it’d become such a popular film.”– Will Ferrell

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“If you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show’, that doesn’t mean they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.”– Father Christmas in Elf

“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”– Frank McKinney Hubbard

“One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.” -Louis C.K.

“As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same.”– Donald E. Westlake

“Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.”– Author Unknown

“A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.”– Author Unknown

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” -Andy Rooney

“The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.”– O. Henry

“Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.”– Jon Anderson

Famous Quotes About Christmas Eve
Famous Quotes About Christmas Eve

Funny Christmas Quotes

“Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.”– Harlan Miller

“One good thing about Christmas shopping is it toughens you for the January sales.” -Grace Kriley

“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.”– Author Unknown

“Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of ‘s.’ I suppose you could say ‘Merry Christmas’ and ‘Happy New Year,’ but you probably have sh*t to do.”– Jon Stewart

“I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.”– Author Unknown

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”– Jay Leno

“There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.” -P.J. O’Rourke

“Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It’s like, “Oh great, socks. You know I’m dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They’ll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?”– Jim Gaffigan

“Every year, Christmas gets longer and longer, and you don’t care, do you? Every year, you just take more of the calendar for yourself. How long does it take you people to shop? It’s beyond belief! It’s insane! When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn’t poking his ass into it!”– Lewis Black

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“This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That’s it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.”– Anthony Jeselnik

“Merry Christmas, nearly everybody!” -Ogden Nash

“I’ve had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and I like to then walk around the mall and go, ‘No! No! This wasn’t what it was supposed to be about, people!’ Then if there’s a Santa at the mall, I walk up to him and say, ‘Listen, fat man, you’re just a clown at my birthday party.’”– Marc Maron

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”– Katharine Whitehorn, Roundabout

“If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.”– Author Unknown

“Christmas: it’s the only religious holiday that’s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.”– Samantha Bee

“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” -Phyllis Diller

“People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.”– Author Unknown

“Mentally I am ready for Christmas, financially I am not ready for Christmas.”– Author Unknown

Funny Christmas Quotes
Funny Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas Quotes from Books, Films, and Television

“Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.”– Author Unknown

“Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.”– Robert Paul

“Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.”– Melanie White

“Christmas Shopping: Wouldn’t it be wonderful to find one gift that you didn’t have to dust, that had to be used right away, that was practical, fit everyone, was personal and would be remembered for a long time? I penciled in “Gift certificate for a flu shot.”– Erma Bombeck

“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.”– Author Unknown

“The outdoor Christmas lights, green and red and gold and blue and twinkling, remind me that most people are that way all year round — kind, generous, friendly and with an occasional moment of ecstasy. But Christmas is the only time they dare reveal themselves.”– Harlan Miller

“There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.”– Robert Staughton Lynd

“I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.”– Frank Butler

“My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.”– Leslie “Les” Dawson, Jr.

Funny Christmas Quotes And Saying To Make You Laugh

“Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.”– Wendy Cope

“Most of the soap operas always use the Christmas special to kill huge quantities of their characters. So they have trams coming off their rails, or cars slamming into each other or burning buildings. It’s a general clean-out.”– Baron Fellowes

“Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.”– Stephen John Fry

“It may be a cliche, but it’s true – the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.”– Julie Burchill

“The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.”– Olivia Haigh Williams

“You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.” -Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?”– Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

“Charlie, stay away from those things. They’re reindeer, you don’t know where they’ve been. They all look like they’ve got key lime disease.”– Scott Calvin in The Santa Clause

“Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” -Charlie Brown in A Charlie Brown Christmas Movie

Funny Christmas Quotes from Books
Funny Christmas Quotes from Books

 

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