450+ Attitude Whatsapp Status in English | Short Attitude Whatsapp Status

👍 I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! 😎

👍 If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me. 😎

👍 My attitude based on how u treat me. 😎

👍 I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !! 😎

👍 Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude. 😎

👍 Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. 😎

👍 I’m cool but global warming made me hot. 😎

👍 I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right. 😎

👍 I am not perfect but I am limited Edition. 😎

👍 My attitude is based on how you treat me. 😎

👍 Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. 😎

👍 Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude. 😎

👍 When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst. 😎

👍 I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room. 😎

👍 Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want. 😎

👍 Yeah U – The one reading my status, Get Lost! 😎

👍 Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. 😎

👍 A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it. 😎

👍 I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot. 😎

👍 I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. 😎

👍 My attitude based on how you treat me. 😎

👍 Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life… 😎

👍 Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost! 😎

👍 Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status… 😎

👍 Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me. 😎

👍 I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car. 😎

👍 I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 😎

👍 lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number. 😎

👍 Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy. 😎

👍 If your bad. Call me your Dad. 😎

👍 If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is. 😎

👍 Friends are the family you choose 😎

👍 Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run! 😎

👍 When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? 😎

👍 I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! 😎

👍 I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair… 😎

👍 Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine. 😎

👍 Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met… 😎

👍 Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. 😎

👍 I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room. 😎

👍 When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst. 😎

👍 I’m cool but global warming made me hot. 😎

👍 Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude. 😎

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👍 What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies. 😎

👍 Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. 😎

👍 A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. 😎

👍 True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had. 😎

👍 Friends are notes to life’s great songs. A melody that carries you along. 😎

👍 A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it. 😎

👍 I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends. 😎

👍 It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool. 😎

👍 A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third. 😎

👍 A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear. 😎

👍 Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. 😎

👍 I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class. 😎

👍 Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words. 😎

👍 I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday. 😎

👍 I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. 😎

👍 Save water drink beer. 😎

👍 Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity. 😎

👍 Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor. 😎

👍 Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. 😎

👍 I love my job only when I’m on vacation 😎

👍 If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’. 😎

👍 Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. 😎

👍 My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are! 😎

👍 I’m Not Special , I’m Just Limited Edition. 😎

👍 Everything that kills me makes me feel alive. 😎

👍 I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! 😎

👍 Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! 😎

👍 Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent. 😎

👍 My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. 😎

👍 Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely. 😎

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👍 That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you. 😎

👍 My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them. 😎

👍 World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me. 😎

👍 If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world. 😎

👍 Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them but you know they’re always there. 😎

👍 Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you. 😎

👍 Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. 😎

👍 Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship. 😎

👍 A beautiful friendship can change people. 😎

👍 Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. 😎

👍 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. 😎

👍 In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. 😎

👍 How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone. 😎

👍 Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight. 😎

👍 Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn. 😎

👍 I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too. 😎

👍 Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status. 😎

👍 Not always “Available”.. try your Luck.. 😎

👍 Time is precious, waste it wisely. 😎

👍 True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. 😎

👍 Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want. 😎

👍 I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture. 😎

👍 Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me 😎

👍 I started out with nothing and i still have most of it 🙂 😎

👍 I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge” 😎

👍 I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card 😎

👍 They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius. 😎

👍 Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend. 😎

👍 Waiting for Wi-Fi network. 😎

👍 I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. 😎

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👍 A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool. 😎

👍 A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again. 😎

👍 Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood. 😎

👍 A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. 😎

👍 A day spend with friends is always a day well spend. 😎

👍 Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget. 😎

👍 I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button 😎

👍 Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you. 😎

👍 I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking. 😎

👍 I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced. 😎